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Friday, February 25, 2005

I'D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY, MY AGENT AND ABSOLUT
Yes, it's time, once again, for Hollywood's annual self-love festival, the Oscars, which of course means it's time for yet another drinking game – because, let's be honest here, a tofu-eating game just isn't as much fun. And because I'm a drunk. Also, when I can't come up with something original to say, I just slap one of these badboys together. My one piece of advice for Hollywood's Biggest Night? Don't drink and watch Joan Rivers work the red carpet, it could be fatal.
Enjoy the show everyone.

MORE
Defamer LiveBlogs the telecast, tune in!
New York Times Oscar Coverage
The Oscar Blog!
Get your printable ballots here!
Yahoo's Oscar Pick 'em Contest

"You like me! You really, really like me!!"

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

REMAINS of the DAYS: The One With Paris Hilton's Sidekick
Damn, step away from your blog for a few weeks and all hell breaks loose. Well, ok, maybe not hell, but seeing as how recent events have included a fatal sherry enema, Paris Hilton's boobies (again), and a gay prostitute named Bulldog in the White House, hell can't be far off. Let's review what's happened, shall we?

Monday, February 21, 2005

GOODBYE GONZO
"Some may never live, but the crazy never die."



So long and Mahalo Dr. Thompson. We'll miss you, you crazy fuck.

MORE
The Guardian: Life the Gonzo Way, according to the good doctor himself.
SFC:
'Did you see what God just did to us?'
SFC: 'I am not nearly stoned enough'
Amazon: Read His Shit
The Nation: HST's 1965 column on the Hell's Angels
ESPN:
HST talks Shotgun Golf with Bill Murray (Last Column)

"It was a sweet time, all in all. In some ways it was a depraved and terrifying adventure in the darkest side of life, and at least half the time it was like being shot out of a beautiful cannon in some kind of X-rated Peter Pan movie. I would definitely do it again..." - HST, from Kingdom of Fear, 2002

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

STATE OF THE UNION? WHY, DRUNK OF COURSE!
Because what would a Bush speech be without a little booze? Raise a glass to Freedom y'all!

And of course, Wonkette weighs in with her own game:
· Every time "Iraqi vote" referenced: 1 tiny sip. (Pace yourself on that one, seriously.)
· "Mandate": touch yourself to gay porn mag Mandate.
· John McCain spits on floor: chug-a-lug!
· Mentions "WMD": smash bottle in face.
· Says "Plowing through": titter like a girl.
· Tricky one: "On Monday, we will reveal details..": 2 drinks.
· Annual fave, "status quo": 1 smack on the head.
· Whenever Cheney sneers like Mephistopholes: 1 drink.

More here.

Other SOTU Fun
Betting Lines: O/U on number of times someone stands up and yells "Bullshit!": Zero.
Pre-Blogging the SofU: 9:03: yes, yes, you all have hands with which to clap. enough already.

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